That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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