There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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