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well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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