have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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