Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
There are leaves in my underwear?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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