when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm bleeding and have questions
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Please don't give away my fajitas
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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