I want to make a zoo with you.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
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I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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