I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Betty ford says i'm here all night
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
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My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
i need some magic done to my vagina
We need to get me chipped asap
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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