Non-Jews are for practice
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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