so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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