Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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