is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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