My nipple is on Facebook.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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