I must be too annoying 4 u.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Randomize
