thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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