i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize
