ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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