If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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