Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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