I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
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I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I supernannyed him into submission
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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