At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
She has the best kind of daddy issues
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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