he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Sober January is a disaster.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
