It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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