You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
