If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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