is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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