You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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