Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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