stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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