What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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