Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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