I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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