What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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