I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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