Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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