He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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