this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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