Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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