seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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