Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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