Your tits are I can't wait for
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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