Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Someone signed my nipple.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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