let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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