It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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