Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
