To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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