Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If I die, sorry about rent.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He did a backflip because drugs
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