Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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