Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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