He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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