Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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