wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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