Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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