why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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