you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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